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Police Blotter: Lakehurst Man Charged with Shoplifting at 7-Eleven

Police alleged that man tried to steal "male enhancement" pills, snacks

charged a Lakehurst man with shoplifting from a borough convenience store Wednesday after a clerk suspected that goods were hidden in his pockets during checkout.

Dakota J. Peterson, 20, was attempting to pay for an energy drink at the cashier counter when "the clerk became suspicious that he was concealing stolen items from the store in his pants pockets," said Sgt. Ronald Heinzman in a statement. 

Officer Stephen Gallo responded to the scene and recovered five packages of Extenze "male enhancement" pills, a bag containing other items "for personal use," and a bag holding pistachios and pumpkin seeds, Heinzman said.

Gallo issued the charge to Peterson, who is scheduled to appear in Lakehurst municipal court on Aug. 22, according to Heinzman. 

Bryan August 09, 2012 at 02:55 PM
Only in lakehurst! What kinda party was he going to? WTH? 5 packs? Just how small is it dude? Let the jokes begin
Lenny August 09, 2012 at 06:59 PM
Poor Dakota, an energy drink, a bag of pumpkin seeds and a 5- pack of make- believe Viagra. Gee at 20 years old he already has a prostate problem !!
barbara August 09, 2012 at 09:50 PM
OMG, i needed this laugh!!! and he is only 20????? He should be in his prime. I am still cracking up.....
Bryan August 09, 2012 at 11:16 PM
That stuff is suppose to make it bigger, not last longer. Can you little guy! Wait to his cell mates find out what he is in for!
Carole-Ann Giuliano August 19, 2012 at 06:12 PM
Best laugh in months. I guess he would need an energy drink to keep him going...lol

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